From a German newspaper - a comment on the fact that people with a computer - regardless of whether they have an Internet connection or not - need to pay for a TV license, even if they don’t have a TV as they have the equipment to potentially watch TV over the Internet at some point in the future.
‘So I am apparently expected to pay [a TV license] as I am the owner of a tool that would allow me to get online, even when I do not in fact have any Internet connection at all. Well, I guess I’d better apply for child benefit as well then. Sure, I might not have any children yet, but I do possess the tool necessary to create one.’